Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.
What did the man with no hands get for Christmas? I backed a horse last week at ten to one.
This is a singles bar.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
read more So two guys are walking their dogs one day, one has a German Shepherd the other has a Chihuahua.
It's all in the delivery.